The Official Santorum Exposed RNC Speech Drinking Game

In anticipation of Rick Santorum’s Speech to the Republican National Convention tonight, airing at 7 pm Eastern time on cable news networks, we bring you the Official Santorum Exposed RNC Speech Drinking Game rules.

As usual, we recommend drinking Communion wine for this game. We also recommend not driving anywhere for about 48 hours after playing.

Official Rules

Drink once if Rick says:

Welfare
Liberty
Freedom
Founding Fathers
Founding Documents
Constitution
Pursuit of Happiness
American Values
Marriage
Jesus
God
Christian
Judeo-Christian
Islam
Muslim
Satan
DOMA
Prenatal testing
Sanctity
Life
Sexual freedom
Contraception
Abortion
Obama
Obamacare
Romney
Ryan
Liberal
Conservative
Tea party
Iran
Homosexual
Europe
Secular
China
Grandfather
Coalminer
Coal fields
Global warming hoax

Drink twice if Rick says:

Black people
Gay friend
Mussolini
Fascism
Ahmadinejad
Radical environmentalist
Radical Islam
Terror is a tactic
9th Circuit
Theology
Bigot
Hater
World War II
Woodstock
Orgy
Christendom
The Crusades
War on Religion
Fracking

Chug the entire jug of wine if Rick says:

Etch-A-Sketch
Hitler
Blah People
Welfare Queen
Big Buck
Birth control is harmful to women
America is not a salad that you toss
My Grandmother came to this country against her will
They want to get you hooked and make you dependent
Drug dealer
You can call a napkin a car…
Man on dog
Gathering storm
Islamo-Fascist
12th Imam
Full spectrum conservative
The Father of Lies

If you plan on watching the speech and following our rules, we recommend calling in sick to work before the speech begins. Please watch Republican speeches responsibly.

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